Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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