i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I party with great urgency now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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