So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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