I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
