just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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