YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
kristin has been a bad kristin
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
