Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she smelled like a LAN party
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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