Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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