Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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