Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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