I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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