The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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