Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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