I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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