I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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