So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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