hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
