i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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