should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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