It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
