Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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