I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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