so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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