i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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