You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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