Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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