Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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