She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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