I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
