Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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