Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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