Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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