Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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