is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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