you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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