I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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