Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
