That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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