This is not my ceiling
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We got so high we made milksteak
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have aggressive nipples.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Randomize
