i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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