Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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