yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Can you bring me the toilet please
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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