Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
