At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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