But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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