3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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