Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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