Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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