Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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