hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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